I went for a little
walk this evening to buy fresh fruit (apples, peaches, white nectarines and
blueberries - even the tail-end of summer is extravagant!) and stumbled into the most
LUDICROUS dog fight I've ever seen.
A teacup poodle
being walked up Calle Suecia decided to take on a miniature dachshund being
walked down Calle Suecia, and the dachshund perked up her ears and said
"Oh, bring it ON-"
They lunged at each
other - yip! yip! yeek! yip! - teeth bared and ears back - and then,
simultaneously, they reached the ends of their leashes, discovered that they
were only about 12 inches apart (nose to nose, practically! Gosh!) and with one
last terrified "Yeek!" threw themselves backward and cowered behind
their owners feet with their tails between their legs.
And from that
vantage point, each little dog saw that the OTHER dog was cowering, so each,
again, lunged forward, yipping and yeeking and snarling - and came to the limit
of their leashes to find themselves nose to nose with something just as big as
they were and terrifyingly loud and snarly-
In total terror,
they threw themselves backward and hid behind their owners legs and quivered
there, with their tails so far between their legs they were practically
tickling their chins.
And then they snuck
a look across the sidewalk, saw their foe cringing, perked up their ears and
did it all over AGAIN.
No kidding - from my perspective, this
was serious 'stand stock still in the middle of the road, gawping with
disbelief" stuff.
Canine intelligence
is frequently overrated.
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