And in honor of tonight's Eurovision 2011 Grand Final - The Number One Eoruvison Performance of All Time and Don't Argue with Me on This because there is No Argueing with Svetlana Lodoba of the Ukraine!!!!!!!!

This has everything.
There aren't even words to describe the full-on majesty of this… I hesitate to call it a performance, because that pigeonholes. That labels.
            There's patriotism. With Flags. There's Flames. There are gladiators. And Body Oil. It's just full on overloaded, orgasmic, explosive plastic flamingos. And I love it so hard it hurts.

Ukraine, 2009 - Be My Valentine: